Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Knn modem
Roflmao damn stupid i spent the whole time trying to use internet today, i've seen the "ADSL signal lost" thing for at least 5 hours already. Considering that it only takes about 2 seconds to remove, i'd say it has appeared at least a few thousand times nay? Apparently it might be time for a change.
I think that the band concert was good though, prolly the best concert that i've been to in Rj, but then i was only at rock and jazz as well. And i also figured out that if you wanna get hitched in RJC apparently you need to fulfill a certain criteria.
For guys:
1) Need to be from sports cca (80% of hitched guys are sports)
2) Ur muscles need ta be at least 7 cm thick.
3) You need to be buff.
4) OR your brain needs to be buff (GPA 3.6 or above)
5) Need to be at least 50% screwed up
For girls:
1) Have to be not ugly
Hmm seems pretty one sided nay? Well guys, face this, life is as fair as night is bright. Its only fair to those with lights. Seh well if only i was gay things might be easier -_- Turns out that even i dont do anything aso got rumour abt me worx. Either (a) I so high profile that ppl can't resist talking about me or (b) RJ is screwed up. I think we can settle for (b) nay?
And yet there's another twist, something divinity and fate threw into my path to make this plot ever more complicated. Wad the hell is this. Everyone's camping or sth so no one to kp to zz. Realizing that out of all my frens none are getting anywhere in relationships. Cynicism reborn yet again. And yet recently when i think of some things i can feel better, like the world is not as screwed up as all that. Then i think of contexts and suddenly everything is black again. Hehh. Lyrics from "Bat Country" as my parting message.
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction,
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.
You promised me the sunrise,
at 7:22 AM
