Saturday, April 25, 2009
Lady Killer X)
Heh heh its damn fun to attract the attention of girls.
Especially when they don't know you!
Going to gym is like a cool way to flirt, here's the story.
On thurs when I went to solo gym, there was this large group of girls there, (actually not bad looking summore XD) somehow they come and like surround me and just sit there and stare at me (I'm serious.) so much so that I had to ask one of them to get off each machine I wanted to use. Well I would have gone free weights, but there were these 2 retard African or something dudes BENCHING each other, on the damn bench press machine, making orgasmic noises to boot, so I decided against it. But hey, its actually quite fun to have girls like giggling and/or blushing when you talk to them, even if its just asking someone off a machine. Heh.
I also developed new 1337 flirt skillz!
On boring bus rides, you can do this. Look around to see if any (chio) girl noticed you. This test fails if said girl is with boyfriend or boys. Then, you look at her till she notices you. Hold her gaze for a second, then look away. Look back at her till she notices you again, but this time you wait till she reacts, probably gonna roll eyes at you. Whatever the case, she probably will look away. Well just wait till she looks back, cause if you're good enough looking (:D) she will. Then play with facial expression to give impressions. But just ignore it all once you/she reaches the stop.
Ok that sounded like some flirt guide, but I think it would help guys to pass time on buses and trains! And maybe like hook some girl (if ur that despo.)...
But its damn fun anyway!
If I continue to do the buff, someday perhaps all the girls will turn their heads, not away from me, but towards me. XD
You promised me the sunrise,
at 8:18 AM
